Candy Whales and Salt Lions

Look. Look at us.

Today I hung out with the awesome jpattonart and made some crappy stickers. Whoo! Will post final results. *cough*tumblr bumps*cough*

“Our Driveway started to bend, so we called these guys to get it equalized”.
Lol.

“Our Driveway started to bend, so we called these guys to get it equalized”.

Lol.

lacigreen:

subtlecluster:

AHAHA THIS IS THE BEST MARKETING EVER. Levitra; 1, World: 0 

x) bonerific.

I have that pen!!

lacigreen:

what’s wrong with boobs anyway?  our culture demonizes, sexualizes, and stigmatizes what would otherwise be just another neutral body part.

FREE THE BOOBIES

henrycw:

dress code enforcement is absolute bullshit

riverwentdry:

lifeiscarrots:

oh shit that’s hot

i might just have to masturbate for three hours due to this

(via river-went-dry)